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Melon Chubby and the Infinite Fatness

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My sister and I used to make calling each other “fat” an art form. My favorite of hers was Fatz-Maru. But my morphing of the chart-topping Smashing Pumpkins album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness into one sick burn against The Deniellezebub was BY FAR the best insult I’ve ever concocted for anyone ever, ever. But now I can’t think of melon puns without it disrupting my train of thought so…here you go.

I don’t know what I’m doing in this picture, maybe about to break into The Thriller? But clearly, I make whatever this is look goooood with this awesome Rue 107 melon crop top (similar here). Some skinny ankle pants and chunky sandals give this outfit a little Beach Blanket Bingo vibe that just made me want to do The Monkey.

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But instead, I got caught taking pictures by another coworker and went “full velociraptor” as my cousin Pumpkin would say to burn HER big sister for taking a similar picture OMG FULL CIRCLE GENIUS BRIANA.

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But then I ended on a high flamingo note. Also, check out this Clueless Ultra Matte Lip from ColourPop, how fucking perfect is this color?

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Even though my MOTD was colorful, it was still muted and soft enough to let the bright outfit take center stage. Lurve.

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