Officially a Disneyland Mom

When I was 4, I went to Disneyland for the first time. I would later learn that the trip with my grandparents, mom, and sister was a “sorry your parents are getting a divorce” trip. And then I didn’t go back until I was 30. Naturally, I didn’t give that much of a shit about Disneyland for most of my life. Then I rode Ariel’s Undersea Adventure and this happened:

Fast forward to three years later, it’s my third Disneyland trip ever and I just scored my dream job and I’m

SO NATURALLY I LEAVE WITH 4 2018 DISNEYLAND SHIRTS THAT ARE GLITTERY AF BECAUSE IM AN ADULT AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT NOW FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD

JK I love them and having two Christmases was dope. Anyway, first of course is the goddamn Little Mermaid shirt.

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Of course I cut it up. It was basically a dress. I bought a 2x and DL sizes are awesomely generous. And hey, who’s this who needs to get the hell outta my shot?

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Vince, can you not?

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Soo lucky you’re cute. Also, we need to talk about these jeans I am rocking. They are amazingly buttery and I love the fit. These are the high rise straight leg from Warp + Weft. Definitely following this brand.

Anyway, back to the shirts. Honestly, I still can’t decide if this one is my fave or…

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Fuck outta here with that ombre. Lurve.

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Too damn good. When I got both of these, I seriously thought I was done. Like that’s enough, dude. Stawp. What lost childhood are you trying to compensa—oh. Ouch. Anyway, then I heard my buddy’s wife say oooo there’s a gold glitter one.

RECORD SCRATCH.

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This one doesn’t even rep a movie but fuuuuuck it. Gold.

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So now, done right? Something happens when you buy three of something. It’s like you’ve admitted to yourself that this is a legit binge and you might as well ride it out?

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I have a Beauty and the Beast tattoo ffs. I kinda needed this one. Shorts: Also Warp + Weft.

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Also, millennial pink 4eva.

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