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I remember the time I got very “altered” and went to the movies to see Cabin in the Woods. As the plot unfolded to reveal a self-aware horror movie within a horror movie, one of my viewing companions kept muttering in stoney awe, “It’s so meta. It’s just so meta.” That’s the first thing I thought of when I started seeing graphic tees featuring fashion editorials.

Gold lips graphic tee

I of course already had this amazingly glittery gold lip gloss, but I needed a black tipped nail. And because I refuse to get another acrylic set, I had to go the glue-on route. Luckily, Etsy is the solution to all my problems…except my credit card statement.

Dippy Cow glue on nails

This stained glass set was custom-made just for moi and I love them even more because I can take them off when I’m done channeling my inner Maleficent.

Gold lips graphic tee

I’d been waiting to wear this buttery-ass skirt and the tee is also very soft so aside from the heels and talons, I could have lived all day in this look. Plus there are few combinations I love more than the sleek/slob combo. Like a distressed tee with a tailored skirt or a peplum top with slouchy boyfriend jeans. My grunge roots prevent me from having both my northern and southern hemispheres looking proper simultaneously. If they do, there is belly separating them so people have at least some way of knowing I’m a nasty lil’ punk.

Black pleated midi skirt

Black pleated midi skirt

STOP. Giffy time.

Black pleated midi skirt

Stay tuned for more of these meta moments! I had a lot of fun with this one.

Shopping Linkies:

Gold Lips Boxy Tee | EXPRESS (2.5% Cash Back at Ebates. Join here!)
Bite Beauty Gold Crème Lip Gloss | Sephora (8% Cash Back at Ebates. Join here!)
ASOS SATURDAY Pointed Heels | ASOS (2.5% Cash Back at Ebates. Join here!)
Free Press Accordion Pleat Faux Suede Skirt | Nordstrom Rack (1% Cash Back at Ebates. Join here!)
Stained Glass Nails | Dippy Cow Nails at Etsy (1% Cash Back at Ebates. Join here!)

Now that my friends and I are getting older and more parental, we really don’t have many excuses to get together while dressed to the nines. And even if we did, we are so tired that we still secretly want to keep it comfy but it turns into a Mexican standoff where no one wants to say, “hey, let’s just have a pajama party” first. This is precisely what inspired me to work with this silver jumpsuit.

Silver pleated jumpsuit

Shiny, slinky, devoid of all abilities to accidentally flash panties, this piece is perfectly styled for the rowdiest of your New Year’s Eve shenanigans or the most couch-centric. It’s pretty comfortable so I rolled with the comfy chic and paired it with a bomber jacket and flat boots.

Floral bomber jacket

I really didn’t want this look to get too laid back and the easiest way to do that is to bring in the big guns for your accessories. And my favorite “big gun” as of late is crystal.

Baublebar occult necklace

I scored the necklace first and then just happened to find this amazing bun clip to create this ridiculous match made in shopaholic heaven. Again, this was one of those moments:

Kermit dark side meme

Guess which side won.

Silver pleated jumpsuit

So now that we have the comfier look out of the way, I can let my fabulous flag fly with THISSSSS

Sequin pencil skirt

I *clap* WAS *clap*FEELING *clap* MY *clap* SELF *clap* in this look. And that was an accomplishment considering this was a last-minute scramble of a look because Boohoo can’t get their shit together and send me my package on time.

Pink ankle boots

Also, this may officially be the most belly I have ever shown in public. But who wants to talk about a piece of skin when you’re captivated by so much sparkle. Which people were. And the boots were a close second. They continue to be my favorite ASOS purchase ever.

Sequin pencil skirt

The pink in this skirt is what sealed the deal for me. Colored sequin is hard to come by and I want all of it. I want to slowly turn my wardrobe into nothing but Selena stage clothes.

Sequin pencil skirt

Baublebar occult necklace

And one more look at this life-giving necklace. I want to be buried in it. And hopefully be brought back to life by it. Witch vibes.

Shopping Linkies:

Pleated silver jumpsuit | Target

Kat Von D Studded Kiss green lipstick | Sephora (4% Cash Back at Ebates! Join here.)

Floral bomber jacket | Fashion to Figure (6% Cash Back at Ebates! Join here.)

Beyond the Stars bun pin | Kitsch

Via Spiga Booties | Nordstrom Rack (1% Cash Back at Ebates! Join here.)

Occult choker | BaubleBar (1.5% Cash Back at Ebates! Join here.)

Soprano speckled crop top | Nordstrom Rack (1% Cash Back at Ebates! Join here.)

Variegated Sequin Pencil Skirt | ELOQUII (3.5% Cash Back at Ebates! Join here.)

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